interviewer : Mr Lim ; I believe , you have some words for the dearly departed ...

( singlish way )
Mr Lim : I am not going to sing praises of my wife .. not today ... netiher am i going to say how good she was ... enough people have done that here ... instead , i want to talk about some things that will make some of you feel a bit uncomfortable . first off , i want to talk about what happen in bed , everytime we go to sleep ... it was like Changi Airport ... * makes noise like snoring but very loudly * that was what my wife sounded like . Terminal 1 , Terminal 2 and Terminal 3 ... combine . plus budget terminal . wa lau eh ... but that's not all . not only she snore ah ... she like to drink a lot of gassy drink . * burps very long * wa lau eh . so hor , my dear wife , she damn one kind ... like to pang pui ( i think so ) at night , her fart very loud ... our dog is deaf , because of her ... i show you ... * makes a long farting sound * wa lau eh ... damn smelly , my wife . you all think this very funny is it ? actually it is ah . but that's not my point . my wife is not perfect , i , also not perfect . we're not perfect for each other . in fact , my mother force me marry her one . last time , condom is expensive and ( idk what he said after condom is expensive , sorry ) our marriage , not perfect . but now , she die already ... i miss her very much . now then i know , i actually got love her and she actually got love me . wa lau eh .

interviewer : family , it sucks when they die ...

loves ;
dayah .